Blondes DO think

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Remember when...

Remember when...

you used to come home and watch Power Rangers

getting high meant swinging at the playground.

the worst thing you could get from a boy or girl was cooties.

your worst enemies were your siblings.

race issues were who ran the fastest.

war was a card game.

the only drug you knew of was cough medicine.

wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut.

The only thing you smoked was the tires on your bike.

the only thing that hurt was skinned knees & elbows.

the only tank that needed filling were the ones on your squirt guns.

the only things that could get broken were your toys.

life was simple and care free,
but what i remember the most,
was wanting to grow up.

Repost this if you truly miss those days.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.

Giving head massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.


Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal


Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal

Thursday, September 08, 2005

1. FULL NAME: Andrew Christopher Williams
2. YOUR NiCK NAME: Drew, Drewy, Prince.
3. BiRTHDAY: Nov. 3rd 1984
4. PLACE OF BiRTH: Las Vegas, Nevada
5. ZODiAC SiGN: Libra
6. MALE OR FEMALE: male
7. GRADE: College
8. SCHOOL: USC
9. OCCUPATiON: Student/Daddy
10. RESiDENCE: YOI Frat house on USC campus
11. SCREEN NAME: Andrew Kindel/Ouji Samurai


__YoUr ApPeArEnCe___

12. HAiR COLOR: BLONDE
13. HAiR LONG OR SHORT: Short
14. EYE COLOR: Blu
16. HEiGHT: 5'9/6'0
17. SKiN: White
19. BRACES?: Nope
20. GLASSES? Nope
21. PiERCiNGS: 1
22. TATTOOS: 3
23. RiGHTY OR LEFTY: Righty


___YoUr `FiRsTs`___

24. FiRST KiSS: Wuz wen I was really really young
25. FiRST B.F/ G.F: Some girl I liked in my class. It didnt last long but it was pretty coo
26. FiRST BEST FRiEND WAS IN: Like...kindergarden? 1st grade?
27. FiRST AWARD: Um..believe it or not perfect attendance
28. FiRST SPORT YOU JOiNED: Softball
30. FiRST VACATiON: L.A
31. FiRST CONCERT: Let Live
32. FiRST REAL LOVE WAS/IS: Sum1 thats always out of reach


___ FaVoRiTeS___

33. SCeNT: sumthang soft an' feminine fo' a girl. On me, axe or fierce
34. TV SHOW: wutever is on at the moment. BET/MTV/VH1
35. COLOR: blu an' black
36. BAND: Um...Pretty Ricky I guess
37. SONG OF THE MOMENT: "Juicy" :: Pretty Ricky/ "Play" :: David Banner
38. FOOD: ne thang!!! :D
39. DRiNK: Coronas, pepsi, brisk ice tea
40. CANDY: Skittles an' M&Ms
41. SPORT TO PLAY: baseball/football
42. SPORT TO WATCH: football/baseball
43. BRAND OF CLOTHiNG: A&F/A&E/Ecko/South Pole
45. SCHOOL SUBJECT: English, Science
46. ANiMAL: Dog
47. BOOK: Haha, wuts dat?
48. MAGAZiNE: :D playboy!

___CuRrEnTlY___

49. EATiNG: half a week old kitkat
50. DRiNKiNG: water
51. TYPiNG: dis an' talkin' to stelly
52. ONLiNE: duh
53. LiSTENiNG TO: highway to hell :: AC/DC
54. THiNKiNG ABOUT: having to deal wit pledgin.
55. WANTiNG TO: Eat sum actual food.
56. WATCHiNG: Eve
57. WEARiNG: gray sweats an' a blu t


___YoUr FuTuRe___

58. WANT KiDS?: 1-3
59. WANT TO GET MARRiED?: yea but i gotta work on the g/f part first
60. CAREERS iN MiND: Sumthin in bizz i guess

__WhIcH iS bEtTeR wITh LoVe InTeReStS___

67. CUTE, HANDSOME OR SEXY: sexy an' cute
68. LiPS OR EYES: both
69. HUGS OR KiSSES: hugs
70. SHORT OR TALL: shorter
71. EASY GOiNG OR SERiOUS: easy goin'
72. ROMANTiC OR SPONTANEOUS: spontaneous
73. FATTY OR SKiNNY: average
74. SENSiTiVE OR LOUD: sensative
75. HOOK-UP OR RELATiONSHiP: relationship
76. SWEET OR CARiNG: both
77. TROUBLE MAKER OR HESTiANT ONE: trouble maker. haha


___HaVe YoU eVeR_____

78. KiSSED A STRANGER: yea
79. DRANK ALCOHOL: yea
80. SMOKED WEED: yea
81. RAN AWAY FROM HOME: nope
82. BROKEN A BONE: yea
83. GOT AN X-RAY: yea
84. BROKEN SOMEONES HEART: maybe...
85. BROKE UP WiTH SOMEONE: yea
86. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: Yea
87. CRiED WHEN SOMEONE DiED: No
88. CRiED AT SCHOOL: nope


___Do YoU bElIeVe In___

89. GOD: yea
90. MiRACLES: i guess
91. LOVE AT FiRST SiGHT: kinda
93. ALiENS: sure, I guess.
94. SOUL MATES: yeah...
95. HEAVEN: yeah
96. HELL: yeah
98. KiSSiNG ON THE FiRST DATE: yeah
99. HOROSCOPES: yeah


___AnSwEr TrUtHfUlLy___

100. iS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT BUT YOU KNOW YOU CAN`T HAVE? ...

Sunday, September 04, 2005

One Wish

One Wish

Damn baby

Just don't understand where we went wrong

I gave you my heart

I gave you my soul

I gave you...



As a matter of fact I was the one who said I love you first

It was about eight years ago, don't act like you don't know

We were sittin' at home in your mama's livin' room

Cause, we couldn't be alone

See your mama knew I was something else, she knew how I felt

Back then we were in school; and that's your favourite excuse

Growin' up I was a fool; and I can't lie I'm missing you

Listen and don't trip

I think I need a bottle with a genie in it

Here's my wish list



First one, I would create a heart changing love

Second one, I'll take yours and fill it all up

Third one, but I don't need a lot of wishes cause I'll be okay if I get one



If I had one wish, we would be best friends

Love would never end, it would just begin

If I had one wish, you would be my boo

Promise to love you, trust me I'll trust you

If I had one wish, we would run away

Making love all day, have us a baby

If I had one wish, I'd make you my whole life

And you'd be my wife, make it right this time



If I had one wish

One wish, one wish, one wish

One wish, one wish, one wish

One wish, one wish, one wish

One wish, one wish, one wish



Now tell me is this the only way I can get you right back in

If so then searchin' I'll go, then I can have you for sho

Then you'll be loving me, holding me, kissing me

So girl don't tell me what I'm feeling is make believe

I swear if I lose a second chance with you




I wouldn't know what to do

I'd probably check myself into some kind of clinic

I couldn't be alone because without you I'm sick

Here's my wish list



First one, I would create a heart changing love

Second one, I'll take yours and fill it all up

Third one, but I don't need a lot of wishes cause I'll be okay if I get one



If I had one wish, we would be best friends

Love would never end, it would just begin

If I had one wish, you would be my boo

Promise to love you, trust me I'll trust you

If I had one wish, we would run away

Making love all day, have us a baby

If I had one wish, I'd make you my whole life

And you'd be my wife, make it right this time

If I had one wish



I don't even know how we ended upon this road

And, even though we are grown, Girl I just want you to know



If I had one wish, we would be best friends

Love would never end, it would just begin

If I had one wish, you would be my boo

Promise to love you, trust me I'll trust you

If I had one wish, we would run away

Making love all day, have us a baby

If I had one wish, I'd make you my whole life

And you'd be my wife, make it right this time