The truth about frat guys
The "Truth" About Frat Guys
I'm a Frat Guy.
I live in a Frat House.
I go to Frat Parties.
I fight.
I especially like to fight independents.
I think that if independents were cool, they would have pledged a frat in the first place.
I know that independents are jealous of my social life.
I believe that I am more fun and am a harder partier than any GDI (God Damn Independent).
I am exclusive because I hate you.
I run Dance Marathon.
I am the brains behind Spring Week.
I hope you enjoyed my Homecoming Parade last Friday.
I don't go to classes.
I buy my friends.
I joined a frat to feel accepted.
I couldn't make friends when I got to college, so I paid for them instead.
I give more than $1,000 of my parents' money in social dues each year to promote my frat's alcoholism problem.
I drink because I am cool.
I drink a lot because I am cooler than you.
I haze my pledges.
I make them eat sticks of butter covered in sugar.
I make them sort through assorted colored sprinkles.
I make them drink soy sauce.
I make them clean my house naked.
I make them wear women's panties.
I emotionally scar them for life.
I abuse them physically until they cry for mercy.
I then call them wimps.
I later call them my brothers if they don't de-pledge along the way.
I am not an individual.
I mimic the actions of my frat brothers.
I drive a sport utility vehicle.
I wear brown Timberlands.
I will never commit to just one girl.
I don't wear condoms because it doesn't feel as good.
I believe that a girl gives up her right to say "no" if she is in my frat house after 1:30 a.m.
I am shady.
I have no independent thought.
I dress just like my frat brothers.
I act just like my frat brothers.
I talk just like my frat brothers.
I strut just like my frat brothers.
I never study.
I devise elaborate schemes to cheat on my exams.
I don't buy books.
I have a low GPA.
I am thankful that my frat buddies will get me a job after graduation because I know that I can't get one on my own.
I show up drunk for interviews.
wear my letters.
I billboard my frat on sweatshirts with huge Greek letter symbols.
All of my T-shirts are frat party T-shirts.
I own many plaid button-downs.
I own one baseball hat.
I live in my khakis.
I wear beer goggles on weekends.
My frat letters are license to be a jerk.
I hide in the closet when my frat brothers hook up with girls.
I am loud and obnoxious wherever I go in public.
I am twice as obnoxious one-on-one.
I live in filth.
I enjoy the smell of old-beer-in-carpet.
I prefer a dingy frat house to a clean apartment.
I think living among rodents builds character.
I leave the seat up. I can't clean up after myself.
I rarely change my underwear.
I am a player. I don't care about what girls have to say. I only care about me.
I will say anything to get a girl in bed.
I will say even more to get a freshman girl in bed because I know she'll believe me.
I serve alcohol to minors.
I urinate in public.
I slip Rohypnol into unsuspecting girls' drinks at frat parties.
I do keg stands.
I play beer pong.
I own a beer funnel.
I don't binge drink -- I continually drink.
I am everything wrong with America.
I'm a Frat Guy.
Ne wayz...nuff wit da lies! Herres wut we reallie r!
The TRUTH About Frat Guys
-I am a Fraternity Man not a Frat Boy
-I have never cheated on a girlfriend
-A meaningful realationship means more to me than nights of free sex
-I am true to those that are true to me
-I am not dishonest
-I always use condoms
-I drive a truck not a suv
-I have friends that are independent
-I drink occasionally
-I do what I want when I want
-I am ethical
-I uphold the values that make up a true gentleman
-I am an individual and a member of a group of individuals
-My Fraternity has never provided me alcohol and never will
-I will admit I used to like to fight for no reason but not anymore
-I have never used drugs and I don’t use drugs on others
I am everything that is right with America ask the 85% of congressmen since 1900 and ask the 85% of CEOs, presidents, CFOs, and Chairmen of the boards of Fortune 500 companies.
I hate when people judge fraternities as groups of spoiled rich elite people.
I work hard for what I have.
I paid my way through college.
I paid my dues to my fraternity so the fraternity could operate as a business.
I know that I am elite because I am a fraternity man and rushing a fraternity is the best thing a college male can do.
I'm a Frat Guy.
I live in a Frat House.
I go to Frat Parties.
I fight.
I especially like to fight independents.
I think that if independents were cool, they would have pledged a frat in the first place.
I know that independents are jealous of my social life.
I believe that I am more fun and am a harder partier than any GDI (God Damn Independent).
I am exclusive because I hate you.
I run Dance Marathon.
I am the brains behind Spring Week.
I hope you enjoyed my Homecoming Parade last Friday.
I don't go to classes.
I buy my friends.
I joined a frat to feel accepted.
I couldn't make friends when I got to college, so I paid for them instead.
I give more than $1,000 of my parents' money in social dues each year to promote my frat's alcoholism problem.
I drink because I am cool.
I drink a lot because I am cooler than you.
I haze my pledges.
I make them eat sticks of butter covered in sugar.
I make them sort through assorted colored sprinkles.
I make them drink soy sauce.
I make them clean my house naked.
I make them wear women's panties.
I emotionally scar them for life.
I abuse them physically until they cry for mercy.
I then call them wimps.
I later call them my brothers if they don't de-pledge along the way.
I am not an individual.
I mimic the actions of my frat brothers.
I drive a sport utility vehicle.
I wear brown Timberlands.
I will never commit to just one girl.
I don't wear condoms because it doesn't feel as good.
I believe that a girl gives up her right to say "no" if she is in my frat house after 1:30 a.m.
I am shady.
I have no independent thought.
I dress just like my frat brothers.
I act just like my frat brothers.
I talk just like my frat brothers.
I strut just like my frat brothers.
I never study.
I devise elaborate schemes to cheat on my exams.
I don't buy books.
I have a low GPA.
I am thankful that my frat buddies will get me a job after graduation because I know that I can't get one on my own.
I show up drunk for interviews.
wear my letters.
I billboard my frat on sweatshirts with huge Greek letter symbols.
All of my T-shirts are frat party T-shirts.
I own many plaid button-downs.
I own one baseball hat.
I live in my khakis.
I wear beer goggles on weekends.
My frat letters are license to be a jerk.
I hide in the closet when my frat brothers hook up with girls.
I am loud and obnoxious wherever I go in public.
I am twice as obnoxious one-on-one.
I live in filth.
I enjoy the smell of old-beer-in-carpet.
I prefer a dingy frat house to a clean apartment.
I think living among rodents builds character.
I leave the seat up. I can't clean up after myself.
I rarely change my underwear.
I am a player. I don't care about what girls have to say. I only care about me.
I will say anything to get a girl in bed.
I will say even more to get a freshman girl in bed because I know she'll believe me.
I serve alcohol to minors.
I urinate in public.
I slip Rohypnol into unsuspecting girls' drinks at frat parties.
I do keg stands.
I play beer pong.
I own a beer funnel.
I don't binge drink -- I continually drink.
I am everything wrong with America.
I'm a Frat Guy.
Ne wayz...nuff wit da lies! Herres wut we reallie r!
The TRUTH About Frat Guys
-I am a Fraternity Man not a Frat Boy
-I have never cheated on a girlfriend
-A meaningful realationship means more to me than nights of free sex
-I am true to those that are true to me
-I am not dishonest
-I always use condoms
-I drive a truck not a suv
-I have friends that are independent
-I drink occasionally
-I do what I want when I want
-I am ethical
-I uphold the values that make up a true gentleman
-I am an individual and a member of a group of individuals
-My Fraternity has never provided me alcohol and never will
-I will admit I used to like to fight for no reason but not anymore
-I have never used drugs and I don’t use drugs on others
I am everything that is right with America ask the 85% of congressmen since 1900 and ask the 85% of CEOs, presidents, CFOs, and Chairmen of the boards of Fortune 500 companies.
I hate when people judge fraternities as groups of spoiled rich elite people.
I work hard for what I have.
I paid my way through college.
I paid my dues to my fraternity so the fraternity could operate as a business.
I know that I am elite because I am a fraternity man and rushing a fraternity is the best thing a college male can do.
@ 5:43 PM
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