Best Joke Ever

A pickle and a cucumber are having a converstaion. The pickle says to the cucumber: "Man I have it rough, when I get long and hard they stick me in a jar with other pickles so that I can get eaten."
Then cucumber says back: "You think you have it bad? Well when I get long and hard they cut me up and put me in a salad."
A penis walks by and says to them both: "Ha, you two don't have it so bad. When I get long and hard I get stuck in a plastic bag, then stuffed in a black hole, and they force me to do pushups until I throw up."

XD Best...joke...ever!! LMFAO!